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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Executive Scheduler Barton in a Relationship

 Washington, D.C. -- Congresswoman Mary Jane* has confirmed that her Executive Scheduler, Hannah Barton, is in a relationship with "that boy who loaned her his iPod." Jane said that although the man in question was not her first choice for Barton -- Jane had previously expressed a preference for her friend Patrick for Barton -- she is happy to see Barton with "that Ranger boy."

Rumors began circling Capitol Hill in December of 2006 that Barton was seeing a man named Jameson. A source close to Jameson says that his relationship with Barton "never progressed past friendship, and they parted ways amicably."

In January 2007, stories surfaced that Barton was dating a man sometimes identified as "Bob." Stories were further fueled by Barton's staus change on Facebook on June 15 to "in a relationship with Zach Castle." Barton's press secretary, Rebecca Miller, has confirmed that "Bob," "that boy," and "Zach" are the same person, Army Second Lieutenant Zachariah Castle, and that indeed, he and Barton are in a "serious relationship."

According to Miller, Castle and Barton have known each other for over four years, since they walked down the aisle together as groomsman and bridesmaid at Miller's wedding. Their casual acquaintance blossomed into friendship over Martin Luther King, Jr., Weekend, Jan. 12-15, spent sightseeing together with a group of friends in Washington. The two corresponded regularly during Castle's months in Army Ranger school. When Barton and Miller attended Castle's graduation at Ft. Benning, Castle confided in Miller,who interestingly enough happens to be his sister, that he intended to pursue a relationship with Barton.

After talking with Barton's father, Castle traveled to Alexandria, Vir., and expressed in person his feelings for Barton. "I told her I liked her," Castle reportedly said, "and she said she liked me too. Then we smiled at each other for a long time."

"They officially started courting on June 10," Miller said. "Wait, don't use that word. Say 'serious relationship.' This is off the record, right? You're going to strike the word 'courting,' aren't you? HEY, COME BACK HERE WITH THAT TAPE RECORDER!"

Laura Stoneberg, Barton's housemate, was there to witness the couple's first weekend together, but she was too busy gushing about her own new relationship to supply details.

*Not her real name
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This is tremendous. I laughed and laughed. Thank you.
Posted 7/17/2007 1:27 PM by hannahbarton - reply

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This gives the lie to that "I have neither spare time nor energy" bit.
Posted 7/17/2007 1:40 PM by mmmattress - reply

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But it's genius anyway.
Posted 7/17/2007 1:40 PM by mmmattress - reply

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becky, you are so creative! I am very happy for both of them.
Posted 7/17/2007 1:43 PM by livingwater7 - reply

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I like having the whole story! Hannah's romantic life is thoroughly interesting. He he. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought there was something between Hannah and Jameson -- at least on one end (I suppose I should leave up for guessing whose end I thought it was)! If my brother started dating my best friend I'd be psyched 'cause it'd mean I'd see HIM once in awhile. Heh. Actually, both my best friends are married so I'd be upset and weirded out but that's besides the point --.
Posted 7/17/2007 2:14 PM by simply_nikki - reply

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becky...this pretty much kicks ass. i can say ass on your site because katherine won't be able to read for several years, yet...and by then she will probably already know that her somehow important to her parents honourary "auntie" of some sort gwyn says and does things that good homeschooled children don't do. like court. they don't COURT. because hannah and zach are the rebels of their families.

also, you can say they never progressed past friendship if you want...but jameson is seeking solace in his namesake's arms RIGHT NOW.
Posted 7/17/2007 2:20 PM by gwyneth - reply

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ah ha! so my suspicions were correct! i was hoping i was
Posted 7/17/2007 3:00 PM by ezygiel - reply

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or, rather, they were. sorry.
Posted 7/17/2007 3:00 PM by ezygiel - reply

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So cleverly said. I had forgotten about the wedding "partnership."
Posted 7/17/2007 3:06 PM by airborneschloss - reply

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That's so awesome!  How cool that your best friend and your brother are together.  Sounds perfect to me!

Posted 7/17/2007 3:53 PM by arohanui24 - reply

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ha
Posted 7/17/2007 3:54 PM by whomhavei - reply

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I too had suspicions...when I saw her facebook status...I was wondering.  Very cool.
Posted 7/17/2007 3:54 PM by arohanui24 - reply

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Very clever! I had wondered about this off and on since that day at the Cracker Barrel - and think it's wonderful that something has come of it!
Posted 7/17/2007 4:46 PM by Liosliath - reply

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This was better than reading a gossip column on E! Not that I read that trash...

It was lovely chatting with you guys this weekend. I do apologize that the conversation was cut short. I was surrounded by Rastafarians on Jenks' RiverWalk, and I couldn't understand a word Matthew was saying!
Posted 7/17/2007 4:52 PM by Nyceaspice - reply

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Gwyn should be careful - Katherine's a smart little cookie. She might be reading mom's website a lot sooner than you think.

I'm so happy for Hannah! What a great report on her relationship status and who better to date than your brother? Good gracious - what took them four years?? I love the picture of them walking down the aisle together.

~ Cat

Posted 7/17/2007 6:00 PM by Badcat926 - reply

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You are so cute.  I would never have thought of something like that.  It would have been something lame like, "Hey, guess what guys?!  Hannah and Zach finally hooked up!"  (Remembering that 'hooking up' has different connotations over here as opposed to there)
Posted 7/17/2007 6:29 PM by Abbas_princess - reply

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Aww yay I remember discussing this when Susan & I met you in Georgia a month or two ago. Hehe I'd be excited if my brother started dating my best friend. That's so cool.
Posted 7/17/2007 6:32 PM by twentysixcats - reply

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Oh, and something completely irrelevant, but hey, whatever... Zach is only 2 months and 13 days younger than my youngest brother.  Is he the next one down from you?  Because if there is another brother in between you, that's just too freaky for words   I know you don't have a younger sister though as the youngest, huh?

Today is going to be a weird day.

Posted 7/17/2007 6:34 PM by Abbas_princess - reply

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Very amusing! I was wondering when the news was going to get out.
Posted 7/17/2007 6:37 PM by daniellehanley Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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uh huh... just as I suspected...
Posted 7/17/2007 7:04 PM by africaflyboy - reply

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I see all sorts of "I suspected as much . . . " and "I wondered when this would be official. . ." type comments, but I am pleased to say that this is the first I've heard of it. Very exciting indeed!

If ever I become famous, I will require you as my publicist. ;) Tee-hee!
Posted 7/17/2007 8:32 PM by Leesuh23 - reply

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Tremendous.  I should buy a boat.
Posted 7/17/2007 11:48 PM by Falconschloss - reply

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i love your blog and that's for sure... i m just want to get to know world from people's blog :) i will drop by frequently... i usually check out friend's blog :)
Posted 7/19/2007 2:26 PM by possessive_mystique - reply

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maavelus... just maavelus... mmhm (this is me happy) :D
Posted 7/19/2007 6:32 PM by benbarton - reply

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is this true?  Really true?
Posted 7/20/2007 12:17 AM by curlyqueqt1 - reply

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